What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are tips for weight loss?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.